... reach into the depths of our minds to find yet another clever title.
Dearest readers of my blog, I regret to inform you that the henna failed.
It is because we rushed the process, methinks. It takes a long time for the tea to brew, and an even longer time for the henna to homogenize. This morning I applied it to my hand in the pattern I posted yesterday, and several hours later it had all but chipped off, leaving a pathetic trace of brown.
Now it is but a shadow of the grandeur that was my carefully tatooed design. *le sigh*
It does not do to dwell in the past, however, so we shall move forward. My mom made cranberry-orange scones with a sugar glaze. I ate one this morning while sipping white peach tea that I bought yesterday. Really, I often think that I should have been a Briton.
For my World Faiths class I am assigned to write a two page paper about myself (within some guidelines). The problem with this assignment is that I'm only allotted two pages. I don't know about you, my dear readers, but I could go on for ages about myself. How else would I be able to blog every day in August? But I am not conceited. *ahem* Let's move on, shall we?
I've been having problems with YouTube recently. Most new videos that my subscriptions post are not showing up in my inbox. I almost missed two WheezyWaiter videos! Nobody messes with my daily intake of beard. *huffs*
I must finish my homework now. To all of you beginning school soon, good luck! To all of you who've already begun, go do your homework. Yes, I see you procrastinating. *sees*
Something I learned today: I learned how to use the Water Pik. It is an interesting machine. Shall I name it? Do any of you have name suggestions for a device that shoots water into the crevices of my gums? (That is not dirty, shut up)